Deciding what to wear for Halloween can be such a tiresome affair. There are so many questions: How much do I really want to spend on this? Do I want to be scary or sexy? Is it possible to do a sexy Lydia Tár costume that is recognizable instead of esoteric? (The answer is no). Luckily, a new meme is in town and it has all the answers. Spirit Halloween, everybody’s favorite seasonal store, is the fodder for our newfound favorite topic, which takes Spirit’s penchant for selling costumes it doesn’t have the rights to by naming them something along the lines of “Boy Wizard With Scar and Glasses.” Now there are a whole slew of other options being created, parodying both the creativity of the Spirit naming committee and the people themselves. Below, Utah Fashion Wife (Meredith Marks), Burlington Throat Factory (Nancy Reagan), and more copyright-free ideas to get you inspired for going out this Halloween. Or staying in and tweeting. Equally spooky.
Halloween costume idea. #ScarletWitch pic.twitter.com/MlrLt3vuYD
— alias (@itsjustanx) October 27, 2022the perfect halloween costume pic.twitter.com/HGAG24Uy48
— t (@swifterous) October 27, 2022last minute besties costume pic.twitter.com/JGvMVBg9qx
— morgan sung (@morgan_sung) October 26, 2022got my halloween costume!!!!! pic.twitter.com/6RqObMR7jR
— mya heard esny in 2022 🥸 (@cinemya) October 26, 2022my halloween costume finally arrived. pic.twitter.com/nMGZB94hb5
— holly, but spooky 🎃 (@hollylottie88) October 26, 2022UTAH FASHION WIFE pic.twitter.com/HaunwcNB6o
— cole (@juul_survivor) October 29, 2021spirit halloween find pic.twitter.com/u6n017GXIB
— jeremy ꒰ᵕ༚ᵕ⑅꒱ (@holelris) October 22, 2022damn spirit halloween has everything nowadays pic.twitter.com/YSzzKTbljl
— 🍒 (@HORRORGENRES) October 23, 2022you will NOT believe what they had at spirit halloween pic.twitter.com/yIGrNR2Xen
— ES ✪ (@2manyspirits) October 23, 2022stede bonnet is MY gay loser pic.twitter.com/jqWtj9CKsa
— ! juno 🏴☠️🦇 a list celebrity era (@stedesfavgay) October 21, 2022wow spirit halloween has quite the selection this year pic.twitter.com/Lk6Xp5czYB
— miss big fat movie star (@moancrawford) October 21, 2022Can't believe that spirit halloween sells a Markiplier costume pic.twitter.com/4WwdMTQil5
— Jhin || Very Inactive (@chicawubbywoo) October 24, 2022ugh so happy spirit halloween had the exact costume i was looking for!! pic.twitter.com/kDAn2PuEII
— kaley misses 5sos (@gonnaflatline) October 24, 2022damn they have everything at spirit halloween pic.twitter.com/oTHbXO5HxF
— sydney? 🔪 (@charahwaIker) October 25, 2022got my halloween costume pic.twitter.com/4ZHWEqA8b4
— female roman roy (@sarahburhans_) October 25, 2022Thank you @briebrown for picking up my Halloween costume. You a real one 💜💜 pic.twitter.com/Wb5X3Gvm9v
— Football Mitch McConnell (@theNFLchick) October 25, 2022yall like my halloween costume? pic.twitter.com/2BagqAr6wO
— ryxn (@itzryxxn) October 24, 2022the perfect halloween couples costume doesn’t exi- pic.twitter.com/dTN3FpsXDy
— daily anidala (@dailyanidala) October 25, 2022Found my halloween costume pic.twitter.com/VynHZyU0N3
— Slayerfest 98 (@slayerfestx98) October 25, 2022my halloween costume just came in the mail pic.twitter.com/oMUJrERN7n
— michela²⁸ (@fourlokolou) October 24, 2022yall I just got my new halloween costume pic.twitter.com/q06XU7JnIE
— mik 🍭 (@perryssaince1) October 25, 2022Crew I think I found my Halloween costume pic.twitter.com/Mmr3WqGcmO
— AnklyoSCAREus aka Cael 👻🎃💀 (@anklyosnorus) October 25, 2022couples costume idea pic.twitter.com/Y6wpWpPjS1
— YOLANDA PARODY (@yolanda_parody) October 25, 2022Wow, they really do have everything!
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— Film at Lincoln Center (@FilmLinc) October 25, 2022halloween costume ideas for my followers 🫶 pic.twitter.com/8ArC04VO6S
— susie (@filmsbygays) October 25, 2022ncG1vNJzZmivp6x7t8HLrayrnV6YvK57kWlpa2dhZXy0vMiroK1lmJa5rbvWnpynZZOkwLXBzJ5kpp2dmnqku8ypoKWZpJ68r3rHraSl